- (via flynnjp)
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
- i haven’t slept these past few nights (via llendaria)
oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole.
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones